I really wish my parents wouldn’t have loud sex while I’m home.
I work and go to school. They get plenty of alone time, and the walls of our house are thin.
- Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
- Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
don’t let tumblr make you believe that
-smoking is cool
-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable
-trusting nobody is healthy
-starving yourself will make you beautiful
-hating everybody is okay
one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time